Are you ready for a side-splitting laugh? Our collection of "guess what" jokes will leave you chuckling all day long.
Benefit: Hone your guessing skills and improve your sense of humor.
How to: Read the following joke and try to guess the punchline.
Joke: Guess what?
Answer: I’m not telling!
Table 1: Guess What Jokes That Will Drive You Nuts
Joke | Answer |
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Guess what's in my pocket? | A hole! |
Guess what I saw at the store? | A giant banana! |
Guess what I got for my birthday? | A new toothbrush! |
Table 2: Guess What Jokes That Will Make You Groan
Joke | Answer |
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Guess what? | Chicken butt! |
Guess what's brown and sticky? | A stick! |
Guess what's black and white and red all over? | A newspaper! |
Benefit: Expand your creativity and learn to think outside the box.
How to: Read the following joke and try to guess the unexpected punchline.
Joke: Guess what?
Answer: The cow jumped over the spoon!
Table 3: Guess What Jokes That Will Make You Think
Joke | Answer |
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Guess what's always in front of you but you can't see it? | The future! |
Guess what has a bed but no head? | A river! |
Guess what you can catch but not throw? | A cold! |
Table 4: Guess What Jokes That Will Make You Smile
Joke | Answer |
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Guess what's as light as a feather but the strongest man can't hold it for more than a few minutes? | Your breath! |
Guess what has many keys but can't open a single door? | A piano! |
Guess what has hands but can't clap? | A clock! |
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